pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

(Source: kawaii-hayami)

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

Sorry Sharon but I feel like this is something you would do.

lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

(Source: cannibalsuxx)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

omariospizza:

I LOVE RIHANNA AND MILEY

(Source: shescyrus)

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